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A question and a suggestion: Question: Why doesn't s-i-l Jared Kushner come up with the money? Or is all of the $2 billion that he got from his Saudi friends unavailable?

Suggestion: Can NYC seize one of Trump's properties to alleviate its housing problems?

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Betsey, wouldn't it be a hoot if one of his properties was seized and used to house migrants bused North by Abbott?

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This. This would be amazing.

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I doubt Jared would wanna cough up that dough even if he could, because that would mean he likes his father-in-law enough to actually save him like a typical human would have the impulse to do for beloved family. Which, uh... seems like a bit of a stretch. I get the feeling none of these people would care if any of the rest of them fell face-first into lava as long as the correct papers had been signed first.

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Those two billion green-backs are to be invested. Kushner can probably pull down between $20 and $100 million per year in management fees depending upon his performance. As Trump's bloated bool-sheet bursts, ready yourself for the biggest whoopie cushion in history.

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Oooh-wouldnтАЩt that be perfect? Turn Trump Tower into a shelter? lol

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I'm guessing the investment of those funds are regulated by the SEC. But, a bond for half a billion should return at least 10% one would think.

If Trump really does have real estate holdings of several billion, you'd think someone would be interested in making a huge haul.

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Nobody wants to hold a second note. Sounds like his properties are already leveraged (mortgaged) to the hilt. Remember when Trump wanted to host the G7 at Doral in Miami, and it was revealed how indebted and run down the place was?

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Yes, just another embarrassing day for TFFG.

It's hard to believe the puppet master Leonard Leo can't arrange something for him.

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But Gary, isn't that the whole issue in question and being litigated here? If tRump "really has real estate holdings of several billion"? ...given his chronic penchant for overstating everything about himself?

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