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Ellie Kona's avatar

Dear HCR Letter Readers,

Anyone see poor Heather repeatedly sweltering in what she said was 100 degree heat during her video talk today? Some comments suggested a GoFundMe account to get her a fan. Problem is, the beneficiary has to be willing to accept the funds. And having Mainer ancestry, I can attest to the firmly entrenched trait of Yankee stubbornness to support my bottom dollar bet that dear Heather would decline.

However, what if there were a subtle surge in gift subscriptions to HCR Letters from an American? A nice quiet Dyson fan at $300, divided by 60 subscriptions for $5 a month? Or 6 subscriptions for $50 a year? Or some combination thereof? Win-win-win for your gift subscription recipient, for Heather's sustenance, and for our ongoing political illumination!

Dear Heather,

Many readers advocate for your self-care. How about a nice quiet Dyson fan (not an endorsement--just a suggestion for starters) to get you through those rare but suffocatingly hot Maine summer days when you are stuck inside a little room, sweating in your unwavering commitment to a one hour video talk to spread the word for the preservation of American democracy!

Your dedicated readers would be tickled to see proof of purchase, and a fan would certainly help dissipate any heat-related distraction from a cool, clear-headed thinking enterprise!

Suggested with kindest regards!

Pat Edwards's avatar

As an Ohioan living just south of Jim Jordan's gerrymandered district, i PARTICULARLY appreciate your description of this alleged congressman's tactics and behavior. He embarrasses us every time he opens his mouth. Thank you for your accurate representation!

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