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MaryAnn McCrary's avatar

Please don't disparage newts. His name might be short for Newton, in which case the honor of newts is unscathed. One can hope.

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Nancy Fleming's avatar

MaryAnn, you're correct - Newt is short for Newton Leroy. I should have been more sensitive to the feelings of our salamander friends. However, some newts are poisonous. Just saying.

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Lasley Gober's avatar

Monty Python..."How do you know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a newt." (Silence, as all eyes turn on an actual man making the claim). "Well...I got better."

Prophetic satire!

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