Well, he wouldn't be able to fleece his faithful believers very effectively from Moscow, for one thing. Besides, Putin has no use for a criminal on the lam--TFG would last just about as long as it took for Vlad to get some operative to dibble a bit of polonium into TFG's private supply of diet Coke.
Nah, Donnie isn't terribly bright, b…
Well, he wouldn't be able to fleece his faithful believers very effectively from Moscow, for one thing. Besides, Putin has no use for a criminal on the lam--TFG would last just about as long as it took for Vlad to get some operative to dibble a bit of polonium into TFG's private supply of diet Coke.
Nah, Donnie isn't terribly bright, but he does have some survival skills. I think he'd be more likely to flee to Saudi Arabia.
Well, he wouldn't be able to fleece his faithful believers very effectively from Moscow, for one thing. Besides, Putin has no use for a criminal on the lam--TFG would last just about as long as it took for Vlad to get some operative to dibble a bit of polonium into TFG's private supply of diet Coke.
Nah, Donnie isn't terribly bright, but he does have some survival skills. I think he'd be more likely to flee to Saudi Arabia.
Agree. The weather is better and they have golf courses
...and we know that Jared and Ivanka would get a warm reception there.