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Two actual headlines I saw on the front page of supermarket tabloids were "Man Electrocuted By Lighting Bugs" and "Statue of Elvis Found on Mars" (NO, not the Onion). They foreshadowed MTG.

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Now we are learning from the testimony of Pecker that some Tabloid stories are not true. Shocking!

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You mean that Hillary Clinton didn't have space aliens invade her brain??? I am shocked. <sarcasm font>

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Au contraire. A spaced virus invaded the brains of those who voted for Trump.

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Confirming my suspicions.

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ThereтАЩs money to be made exploiting the ignorance or stupidity of the American public. See, for example, Donald Trump, David the Pecker and the National Enquirer.

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