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What would the abbreviation be? Db is taken (dubnium).

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That is going to take some deep thought. Maybe I should consult a chemist, or my friend who teaches eighth grade science.

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Hmm, how about Gp? A poisonous heavy metal way above lead in atomic weight. The abbreviation Gp is derived from "Gop," the original Latin for dumbium. You know, like Pb from plumbum for lead. Dumbium poisoning is even more severe than lead poisoning, it addles the brain and impacts the cognitive functions and speech centers.

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Perfect.

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DuH would make a great molecule, say, dumbium hydride. Perhaps DuH is the molecular compound that carries the elemental dumbium and concentrates it in the Trumpster brain.

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HeтАЩs a history professor. Chemistry department is in another building, but might as well be another continent. ЁЯШЙ

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I bet I could blow up something in a lab.

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Your students must adore you. I'm trying to remember if I even had a professor with a sense of humor. Even one.

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