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Karen Jacob's avatar

I like that, fondling gold bullion. Would they let him read one of his many Bibles he has at home?

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David H's avatar

We suspect he would not actually read a Bible, except perhaps the more lurid parts. He might get interested if we could find a version with the nasty parts illustrated in color.

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Karen Jacob's avatar

Lots of begetting going on in one of the Old Testament book. Numbers? maybe? The picture of Eve hidden behind a bush might do it,

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David H's avatar

I like the idea of giving him a picture of Eve 'au naturale' in his solitary confinement cell. That should keep him busy.

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Karen Jacob's avatar

pant, pant. I won't go further with that. This is a respectable site. :)

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David H's avatar

It would be such a relief, knowing that he could amuse himself, alone in his soundproof padded cell, where no harm could issue from him, and no knowledge or disturbance could reach him from without. Keep the environmental conditions comfortable so there would be no need for clothing, thereby preventing self-harm. Counting down the hits on New Year's Eve in 1969, the #1 hit was "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies -- play that on a continuous loop for his enjoyment. And his illustrated American Bible could be available on a screen with an unbreakable window.

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