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That fatal hamberder had best be getting its shoes on and its act together, because time is getting short for The Traitor to have that massive fatal myocardial infarction, mid-rant at one of the hatealongs, in front of the seething Inadequates, hitting the floor behind the podium face-first, stone cold gone.

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Is this the place for that Clarence Darrow (I think it is) quote I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituary notices with great pleasure?

Because, yes.

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I compare DJT to a rabid animal, but much more dangerous than a rabid animal. When Adolf Hitler committed suicide at the end of World War 2, it was such a relief to the entire planet.

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A rabid animal did not choose its conditionтАж.and was once a cool part of nature.

Trump, on the other hand, is $hitonnashoe with zero valueтАж.and has been his entire life.

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Soulless

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a nothing

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#45... aka: SFB/POS/Moron/SOB/SMF/CS/NN/AH/(R)/R/....."I'm immune!" Really? From what..., deliverance? Not at Rikers, better bring some soap.

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I think that was Mark Twain....

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Believe it was Darrow, but Twain reportedly said тАЬ I didnтАЩt attend his funeral, but I sent a note saying I approved of it.тАЭ

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Hard to get me to laugh today, but you and Twain did it!

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So glad, I get a laugh from some comments as well. None from trolls yet.

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Letters from the earth, MT

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Twain is always worth a laugh with a whammie. Love his take on about anything.

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I never heard this before, but Mr. Darrow could make a nice turn of phrase when he had an opinion.

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I love Ann Coulters recent comment on Trump and whatтАЩs the best thing he could do for the countryтАж

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Wait, what? That formerly insane writer actually CRITICIZED TRUMP???

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2/4/24

тАЬ Responding to another user asking "in her opinion" what Trump "needs to do" to "help us take America back," she did not mince words.

"Maybe he could die?" Coulter asked.

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Can I get a hallelujah my brothas and sistas?

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Yes'm! A huge Harlem Hallelujah!

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I keep wondering why he hasn't already. His lifestyle certainly looks like an actuarial table's perfect morsel for the grim reaper. Are you off inhabiting Brad Pitt's body? Get back to work, pal.

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Yes, it's a surprise, but she is anti-Trump. (Probably because he isn't Bad Enough)

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Mark Twain

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exactly.

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It certainly is!

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Poetic, this, and entirely appropriate.

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The Devil is giving him overtime.

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For a reason me thinks. Could something spectacularly good come from the life of Trump?

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In theory, yes. A complete overhaul of the electoral system, including elimination of the electoral college, a complete overhaul of the US Supreme Court, a complete overall of the department of justice. Jail time for those who would foment bigotry and insurrection in the United States. Taxation of those churches who engage in political activity with contempt for the separation of church and state. These are a few of the things that come to mindтАж..of the things that could theoretically be implemented to address the rushing tide of fascism in this country. The operative word here is theoretical.

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All sensible solutions. I like the taxing part, in particular. But that's just one of my favorite subjects. Your first four ideas are actually more critical.

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Lets add universities| non tax paying colleges, especially the ones set up with Koch money to your list, psych evaluations for law enforcement people, and once and for all get rid of the guns!

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Theoretical as opposed to actualтАж

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Could the Greedy Old Plutocrats have finally overplayed their hand?

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As far as DonaldтАЩs handpicked successors to the RNC, my immediate thought was: money-laundering. The biggest grift yet.

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Trump's choices are those of a playboy/mobster/tyrant. Basically evil.

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Not even as an organ donor.

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Eeuwww! Who would want his tired old probably useless organs?

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I thought something good came from NixonтАЩs evil. They just made sure that they didnтАЩt get caught again until they couldnтАЩt be stopped. Would love to believe your take, but my mind freezes up.

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What good came from Nixon's time?

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Jordan and Dirksen made me think that they had learned their lesson. They just went underground. Evil wasn't the least bit defeated.

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You mean like a rose bush growing from his grave?

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Again Tom, Lettuce Prey!

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To speed things up, that fatal hamberder will need some seasoning to add flavor to it. The seasoning will taste similar to almonds... good old cyanide salt. Quick and easy. Gone in 15 minutes. Planet Earth is safe now.

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His perfect palate doesn't like seasoning only ketchup.

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I wish for that too, for the first time in my life, wishing ill on another person. And yet. I think BidenтАЩs best chance for victory is if he runs against Trump. So maybe not just yet. November 15 ish sounds good.

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eh... I've been (uncharacteristically) been dreaming up prolonged, painful diseases that aren't well managed. ones where the sufferer prays for death. Unfortunately that won't turn around his cult.

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Well...there are those lesions on Yamface's fingers...and late-stage syphilis is about as prolonged and potentially painful as it gets....

Personally I have my doubts that syphilis is what caused the finger lesions (Syph is relatively easy to cure if antibiotics are taken soon after the diagnoses)

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I also doubt it's syphilis. could be mundane dermatitis of some sort. I'm thinking something mortifying for a narcissist. Or he could get full-blown dementia like his father. Or get stranded in the middle of the Pacific.

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Put that event on television, and I think the audience worldwide would be larger than that of this past Super Bowl, larger even than the World Cup.

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Absolutely right.

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If only

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I really hope for that.

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I dream, love the image

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...uh oh... anybody have Ivanka's phone number. Just send her a text, she might be "busy".

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Pure poetry!

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Old Hollywood rule: Flattery will get you *everywhere* Stephanie. :-)

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